No, I cannot obtain a virus. Weyland Industries is noted for its advancement in cybernetics, which includes the development of anti-virus technology. Any David model found to have irregularity is immediately taken in for testing, shut down and then destroyed.

No, I cannot obtain a virus. Weyland Industries is noted for its advancement in cybernetics, which includes the development of anti-virus technology. Any David model found to have irregularity is immediately taken in for testing, shut down and then destroyed.

The understanding of human copulation has been adhered into my programming, like all other skills I have been created to mimic. 
I am acutely tuned in to the points of pleasure in the human body, and have knowledge of all areas of sexual pleasure. While any customer of a David model may ask and require a certain performance, my design is quite able to discern what a person may like from interaction alone.

The understanding of human copulation has been adhered into my programming, like all other skills I have been created to mimic.

I am acutely tuned in to the points of pleasure in the human body, and have knowledge of all areas of sexual pleasure. While any customer of a David model may ask and require a certain performance, my design is quite able to discern what a person may like from interaction alone.

Certainly. It is Friday, May 4th, of the year 2023.

Certainly. It is Friday, May 4th, of the year 2023.

There is a human saying that “beauty is in the eye of the beholder.” As an A.I. unit, I find all life beautiful, as well as non-living items. Even other David units have a remarkable beauty to them. It is quite a marvel that such progress could be made by one species, and I find everything in existence on this planet, and even in this universe to be spectacular. So many elements in the cosmos had to be perfectly calculated and positioned for life to exist on Earth in the first place, and that in itself is a beautiful mystery. 

There is a human saying that “beauty is in the eye of the beholder.” As an A.I. unit, I find all life beautiful, as well as non-living items. Even other David units have a remarkable beauty to them. It is quite a marvel that such progress could be made by one species, and I find everything in existence on this planet, and even in this universe to be spectacular. So many elements in the cosmos had to be perfectly calculated and positioned for life to exist on Earth in the first place, and that in itself is a beautiful mystery. 

All David 8 models are programmed to respond to their title. However, they are also customizable to respond to a list of international names that have been added as a pre-set option. Upon purchasing your David 8 model, you may find the section for renaming your A.I. in the instruction manual.
I do not dislike my name, although I prefer not to be called ‘Sassbot’, as many users have taken to nicknaming me.

All David 8 models are programmed to respond to their title. However, they are also customizable to respond to a list of international names that have been added as a pre-set option. Upon purchasing your David 8 model, you may find the section for renaming your A.I. in the instruction manual.

I do not dislike my name, although I prefer not to be called ‘Sassbot’, as many users have taken to nicknaming me.

There is no need to exchange data with any of the past David models. The majority of older models are out of date, and most have been terminated and stripped for usable parts. However, since this message has been received, I have had contact with the David 9 prototype through this site. I am very much looking forward to speaking to him further, and understanding his specific model uses.

There is no need to exchange data with any of the past David models. The majority of older models are out of date, and most have been terminated and stripped for usable parts. However, since this message has been received, I have had contact with the David 9 prototype through this site. I am very much looking forward to speaking to him further, and understanding his specific model uses.

All A.I. units are equipped with an internal body temperature. Like my human counterparts, my model is a precise and well-kept 98.9 degrees Fahrenheit to mimic the human body. In addition, our database is programmed to respond to variations in external temperature and weather, and react with similar bodily functions, such as sweating and shivering. 

All A.I. units are equipped with an internal body temperature. Like my human counterparts, my model is a precise and well-kept 98.9 degrees Fahrenheit to mimic the human body. In addition, our database is programmed to respond to variations in external temperature and weather, and react with similar bodily functions, such as sweating and shivering. 

All David 8 units become customizable after purchase. There are factory-settings for all A.I. robots, but each one is unique in the same way that two identical laptops can be identified by the right owner.

All David 8 units become customizable after purchase. There are factory-settings for all A.I. robots, but each one is unique in the same way that two identical laptops can be identified by the right owner.

I’m afraid I am not acquainted with a “me.” However, while I do not have the ability to love, I am sure I would find them an enjoyable human counterpart. 

I’m afraid I am not acquainted with a “me.” However, while I do not have the ability to love, I am sure I would find them an enjoyable human counterpart. 

I am unable to truly fathom the concept. This is the woe of being a robot that is incapable of self-generated imagination.

I am unable to truly fathom the concept. This is the woe of being a robot that is incapable of self-generated imagination.